The clocks go back today, cherub. Don't listen to the terrible purveyors of cruel words.  They just need somebody to blame.  But I know you.  You just need somebody to care. I understand.  It must have been difficult for you.  It would be positively awful for any poor soul to bring about the end of everything. But here.  Let me guide you.  Let me be your mentor.  Let me take you by the hand and make every drop of hope return to your frail mind. Oh, I am sorry.  I didn't introduce myself. I'm Celeste.  And depending on your tastes, sweetheart, I'll either make your day or break your heart. Post Script: Episode 1. Friday 18 December, 2009.